A Water Bottle That Calls It Exactly Like It Is
Need a gift for someone who’s bald and a cunt? This 500ml Bald Cunt water bottle is ideal. Part of our Cunt Water Bottles collection, it’s a hilarious, practical gift that’ll get a laugh—whether it’s for a birthday, Father’s Day, or Christmas.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Supplied in a card box
- 500ml aluminium bottle – perfect for daily hydration
- Includes two lids: 1 x screw top and 1 x flip top
- Features a handy clip-on carabiner
Want the full bald bundle? Match it with a mug, badge, bottle opener, keyring, or even a birthday card or Father’s Day card.
Check out the full Bald Cunt collection for more matching gifts that don’t mince words.