"I remembered you're a cunt" - Father's Day card
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"I remembered you're a cunt" - Father's Day card
Description
Description
It’s a crap card — and that’s the joke
The full design reads: "I was going to get you a really nice Father's Day card Dad ...then I remembered you're a cunt!"
This gloriously underwhelming Father's Day card is supposed to look a bit shit — that’s what makes it perfect. If your dad’s got a sense of humour (and a bit of a reputation), this one will get a proper laugh.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
This “Then I remembered you’re a cunt” design is also available on a mug, coaster and water bottle. Check out the full collection here.
It’s part of our Cunt Card Superstore, home to the UK’s largest collection of cards that say exactly what you’re thinking.
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