The Joke’s on Dad (But He’ll Still Use It)
OK, so the design on this cunt water bottle is a bit crap—but that’s exactly the point. It’s a cheeky jab that’ll get a laugh from your dad this Father’s Day, especially if he’s the sort to appreciate a rude joke at his own expense.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Supplied in a card box
- 500ml aluminium bottle – perfect for daily hydration
- Includes two lids: 1 x screw top and 1 x flip top
- Features a handy clip-on carabiner
Love the message? You can get the same “Then I remembered you’re a cunt” design on a matching mug and coaster, or browse the full collection for more gift ideas.
Still shopping? Check out more Dad AKA Chief Cunt gifts to complete the joke. He’ll either laugh or disown you—worth the risk.