"I'm a fat cunt and it's your fault" - Father's Day Card
Couldn't load pickup availability
Delivery and Shipping Info
Delivery and Shipping Info
- Fast dispatch: Order before 1pm (Mon–Fri) for same-day shipping — all other orders will be dispatched within 1 working day
- Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
- Need it in a hurry? Tracked 24 and Tracked 48 delivery upgrades available at checkout
- Discreet packaging: Safe for work, house shares, or even your nan’s
- Send straight to the recipient: No receipts or prices included in the parcel (learn more)
- More delivery info: International shipping, times & options (learn more)
Got a question? Need help?
Got a question? Need help?
Got a question? You’re in good hands.
Check out our FAQ for instant answers, or Contact us — we’re usually lightning-fast.
Buy 2, get 1 free on EVERYTHING across the site.
Just add ANY 3 items to your basket — the cheapest one will be FREE at checkout.
Yes, if you add 6 items, you’ll get 2 FREE!
You then have a choice of standard FREE UK DELIVERY (3–5 days) or upgrade to tracked/express with SMS and email updates (1–2 days).
"I'm a fat cunt and it's your fault" - Father'...
Description
Description
A brutally honest Father’s Day card with belly laughs guaranteed
If you’ve inherited your dad’s love of snacks, pints, or big portions — this card says what you’re thinking in the most hilariously blunt way possible. The full message reads: "I'm a fat cunt and it's your fault".
It’s loud, unapologetic, and downright funny. If your dad’s got a solid sense of humour and a thick skin, this is the card he’ll remember — long after the others are in the bin.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- Premium 350gsm heavyweight A6 card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
After something else for Father’s Day? Browse all our cards, gifts, and rude bestsellers in the full Father’s Day collection, or view everything together right here.
You’ll find it alongside hundreds of other gems in our Cunt Card Superstore, the world’s largest collection of rude and hilarious cards — all with 3 for 2 and free UK delivery.
Payment & Security
Payment methods
Your payment information is processed securely. We do not store credit card details nor have access to your credit card information.