A brutally honest Father’s Day card with belly laughs guaranteed
If you’ve inherited your dad’s love of snacks, pints, or big portions — this card says what you’re thinking in the most hilariously blunt way possible. The full message reads: "I'm a fat cunt and it's your fault".
It’s loud, unapologetic, and downright funny. If your dad’s got a solid sense of humour and a thick skin, this is the card he’ll remember — long after the others are in the bin.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- Premium 350gsm heavyweight A6 card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
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