"Putting the you in cunt" - Greeting Card
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"Putting the you in cunt" - Greeting Card
Description
Description
A card for any occasion—just maybe not your nan
This hilarious card pulls no punches. Whether it’s a roast, a random laugh, or just a good old-fashioned insult, “Putting the you in cunt” says it all. No frills, no fluff—just blunt brilliance.
Need it to say “Happy Birthday” instead? Click here for the birthday version.
Want even more cards like this? You’ll find the UK’s biggest selection at the Cunt Card Superstore.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
This design is also available as a birthday card.
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