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"Some say cunt, I say Dad" - Father's Day Card

£3.45
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  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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Description

A clever way to call your dad a cunt (without actually saying it)

Let’s be honest — your dad probably is a bit of a cunt. But this card puts a funny twist on it with the message: "Some say cunt, I say Dad – Happy Father's Day."

It’s cheeky, clever, and just the right amount of disrespectful for a Father’s Day laugh. If he’s got a wicked sense of humour, he’ll love it. And if he doesn’t… well, maybe send it anonymously.

This design is part of our Cunt Card Superstore — home to the largest collection of rude and hilarious cunt cards on the internet, all with 3 for 2 and free UK delivery.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
  • Premium 350gsm heavyweight A6 card
  • Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
  • Made in the UK

This card is also available on a matching mug and coaster, or you can browse the full Some Say Cunt collection for more Father’s Day gold.

Looking for something else? We’ve got cards, gifts, and loads more in our massive Father’s Day collection. Or view everything in one place here.

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