"Monday Mornings and Cunts" - Teddy Bear
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"Monday Mornings and Cunts" - Teddy Bear
Description
Description
The perfect Swear Bear for anyone who hates Mondays (and cunts)
If Monday mornings make you rage, this funny teddy bear will speak your truth. With a sweary message and a face that says “don’t even,” this Cunt Bear is the ultimate rude teddy for anyone who dreads the start of the week.
This inappropriate soft toy is part of our bestselling Swear Bear range — combining cuddly and cranky in one gloriously grumpy gift.
See more bears like this in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
You can also get this design on a mug, keyring, magnet, badge, or card. See the full gift set.
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