"Monday Mornings and Cunts" - Keyring – Cunt Gifts


"Monday Mornings and Cunts" - Keyring

Regular price £3.95

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If Mondays make you rage, this keyring will speak for you

Featuring the brilliantly blunt line: “I don’t like Monday mornings... or cunts who like Monday mornings... or Mondays... or mornings... or cunts.” This one’s for the realists. Leave it on your desk or hang it from your keys — either way, you’ll get nods of agreement and a few big laughs.

Grab more in the Cunt Keyrings collection — we’ve got a keyring for every type of cunt in your life.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Fully packaged in cellophane and card
  • Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
  • Made from durable acrylic with a 25mm metal ring – overall size: 57mm x 42mm

This “Monday Mornings and Cunts” design is also available on a mug, badge, teddy bear, and magnet. You can also view the full Monday Mornings collection for even more gift ideas.