"Nosey little cunt" - Mouse Mat
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"Nosey little cunt" - Mouse Mat
Description
Description
Nosey little cunt, aren't you?
This sneaky mouse mat is one of our most low-key laugh-out-loud designs. The best bit? It works best when placed upside down on your desk — guaranteed to catch someone snooping.
- 3 FOR 2 on everything (view all offers)
- FREE UK DELIVERY – no code needed
- Dispatched within one working day
- Non-slip rubber base, smooth matte surface
- 22cm x 18cm – gift packaged in card and cellophane
Match this with the mug, keyring, or badge. Or view the full collection here.
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