"Nosey little cunt" - Keyring
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"Nosey little cunt" - Keyring
Description
Description
Perfect for Anyone Who Can’t Mind Their Own Business
Our sneakiest design by far. Watch people look closer at your keys and laugh—this one works over and over again! A cheeky gift from our Cunt Keyrings range, and a brilliant conversation starter at the pub.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Made from durable acrylic with a 25mm metal ring – overall size: 57mm x 42mm
The “Nosey” design is also available as a mug, magnet, and badge, so you can go all in with a matching rude gift bundle.
Want more? Check out the full Nosey collection for all products in this hilariously shady design.
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