"Roses Are Red" - Mug
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"Roses Are Red" - Mug
Description
Description
Romance Isn’t Dead – It’s Just Got a Foul Mouth
If you're after a gift that’s both poetic and perfectly offensive, this one nails it. The design reads: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you are a cunt" — a cheeky twist on a classic love poem that'll get laughs every time the kettle’s on.
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- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day – packaged in a smash-proof mug box that’s easy to wrap
- This 11oz mug is dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and printed on both sides using premium inks that won’t fade over time
- Did you know? You can add a matching coaster during checkout to turn this into a gift set
- Produced in the UK
This design is part of our Cunt Mug Superstore, the largest range of rude mugs on earth. You can also grab matching items from the Roses Are Red collection including a card, teddy bear, keyring and magnet.
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