"Happy Birthday You Cunt" - Key Ring
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"Happy Birthday You Cunt" - Key Ring
Description
Description
Birthday shopping for a proper cunt? Here’s your answer
If you’re wondering what to get a cunt for their birthday, this cheeky keyring says it all. It’s funny, direct, and comes fully gift-ready — mounted on a card and wrapped in cellophane.
You’ll find plenty more in the Cunt Keyrings collection, whether you're buying for a mate, sibling, or just yourself.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Made from durable acrylic with a 25mm metal ring – overall size: 57mm x 42mm
This “Happy Birthday You Cunt” design is also available on a bottle opener, card, teddy bear, mug, and magnet. You can also browse the full Happy Birthday You Cunt collection.
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