"Happy Birthday You Cunt" - Bottle Opener
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"Happy Birthday You Cunt" - Bottle Opener
Description
Description
Give them something to crack open and cackle at
If you're after something funny and useful, this “Happy Birthday You Cunt” bottle opener delivers on both fronts. It’s a tough, no-nonsense bar blade that makes an ideal birthday gift for anyone who loves a bit of cheek with their beer.
Explore the full Happy Birthday You Cunt collection for matching mugs, keyrings, teddies and more.
This is just one of the many designs in the world’s biggest range of cunt bottle openers.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Made from stainless steel for a long-lasting and great-looking finish
- Dimensions: 4cm x 17.7cm
This design is also available as a keyring, card, teddy bear, mug, and fridge magnet.
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