"Old Cunt" - Keyring
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"Old Cunt" - Keyring
Description
Description
Because age is no excuse for not being a cheeky cunt
If they’ve been a bit of an old cunt for as long as you can remember, this keyring is the perfect little gift to make them laugh — and probably nod in agreement.
Part of our massive Cunt Keyrings range, this one’s ideal for birthdays, retirements, or just because they’re getting on a bit.
- 3 FOR 2 on EVERYTHING (info)
- FREE UK DELIVERY with fast dispatch (details)
- Gift-mounted and cellophane wrapped
- Measures 50mm x 38mm
- Professionally produced in England
This design also appears on a mug, card, apron, badge, and more. See the full Old Cunt gift collection here.
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