"Happy Birthday, even though you're a cunt" - Mug
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"Happy Birthday, even though you're a cunt" - Mug
Description
Description
Celebrate them… while reminding them what they are
If you’ve got a mate, sibling, or workmate who’s due a birthday and definitely deserves a laugh (and maybe a little dig), this mug hits the mark. With “Have a Happy Birthday, even though you're a cunt” printed on both sides, it’s cheeky, functional, and way funnier than anything on the high street.
Available now in our Cunt Mug Superstore — home of the world’s biggest range of cunt mugs, all with FREE UK delivery and a 3 FOR 2 offer sitewide.
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- Dispatched within one working day – packaged in a smash-proof mug box that’s easy to wrap
- This 11oz mug is dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and printed on both sides using premium inks that won’t fade over time
- Produced in the UK
You can also grab the matching birthday card to complete the set, or browse even more cunt birthday cards while you're at it.
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