"Happy Birthday, even though you're a cunt" - Birthday Card – Cunt Gifts


"Happy Birthday, even though you're a cunt" - Birthday Card

Regular price £3.45

Tax included.

They’re a cunt, but it’s still their birthday

If (like most people) you know a cunt and need to get them a birthday card, this one’s a no-brainer. With its straight-to-the-point message, it’s bound to get a big laugh when they open it. No matter the moment, if it calls for a cunt, we’ve got the card. Discover the full range in the Cunt Card Store.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
  • A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
  • Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
  • Optional badge available
  • Made in the UK

Want to build a proper birthday gift set? Match this card with the mug from the same design and give them the full treatment.

Check out the full Cunt Birthday Cards Collection for dozens more ways to wish them a happy birthday – while still calling them a cunt.