Christmas Calories Don't Count – But the Jokes Do
If you know someone who can't resist a second (or third) helping, this hilarious "Don't Eat Too Much You Fat Cunt" apron is the perfect festive kitchen upgrade. Dish up Christmas dinner with a side of cheeky banter in this brilliantly bold Cunt Apron – guaranteed to get the whole table roaring.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Made from 100% linen-style durable polyester
- Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
- Machine washable
Want to complete the perfect rude Christmas gift set? Match it up with the Christmas card and the mug to really hammer the message home with festive style!