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"Don't Eat Too Much You Fat Cunt" - Apron

£17.95
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Description

Christmas Calories Don't Count – But the Jokes Do

If you know someone who can't resist a second (or third) helping, this hilarious "Don't Eat Too Much You Fat Cunt" apron is the perfect festive kitchen upgrade. Dish up Christmas dinner with a side of cheeky banter in this brilliantly bold cunt Apron – guaranteed to get the whole table roaring.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Made from 100% linen-style durable polyester
  • Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
  • Machine washable

Want to complete the perfect rude Christmas gift set? Match it up with the Christmas card and the mug to really hammer the message home with festive style!

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