"Happy Fathers Day You Old Cunt" - Fathers Day Card
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"Happy Fathers Day You Old Cunt" - Fathers Day Card
Description
Description
Simple, cheeky, and guaranteed to get a laugh
If your dad’s a certified old fart with a great sense of humour, this card is everything you need. It’s bold, blunt, and guaranteed to make him laugh. Bonus points if you pair it with the optional “Old Cunt” badge using the dropdown above — he’ll wear it proudly.
Forget the sentimental stuff. If your dad’s a bit of an old-school legend (with a touch of grump), this card gets straight to the point and delivers the chuckles. Simple, effective, and properly funny.
It’s one of the many gems in our Cunt Card Superstore, the largest range of cunt cards anywhere on the internet — all with 3 for 2 and free UK delivery.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- Add an optional "Old Cunt" badge
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
Want to take it further? Check out the full Old Cunt Gift Collection, including a matching mug, keyring, apron, and more.
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