"Drunk Cunt" - Bottle Opener
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Delivery and Shipping Info
Delivery and Shipping Info
- Fast dispatch: Order before 1pm (Mon–Fri) for same-day shipping — all other orders will be dispatched within 1 working day
- Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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- Discreet packaging: Safe for work, house shares, or even your nan’s
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"Drunk Cunt" - Bottle Opener
Description
Description
When you just know how the night’s going to end
This bar blade doesn’t just open bottles—it tells the future. If you’re heading for a messy one, this “Drunk Cunt” bottle opener sets the tone. Funny, functional, and always up for another round.
We’ve got the biggest selection of cunt bottle openers anywhere online—come take your pick.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Made from stainless steel for a long-lasting and great-looking finish
- Dimensions: 4cm x 17.7cm
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