When you just know how the night’s going to end
This bar blade doesn’t just open bottles—it tells the future. If you’re heading for a messy one, this “Drunk Cunt” bottle opener sets the tone. Funny, functional, and always up for another round.
We’ve got the biggest selection of cunt bottle openers anywhere online—come take your pick.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Made from stainless steel for a long-lasting and great-looking finish
- Dimensions: 4cm x 17.7cm