"Get Back to Work Soon You Lazy Cunt" - Card
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"Get Back to Work Soon You Lazy Cunt" - Card
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Description
Because sympathy has its limits
If you have a work colleague who is off sick and you want to wish them well, this get well soon card is guaranteed to get a laugh! This A6 greetings card reads:
"Get Back to Work Soon You Lazy Cunt"
Is a workmate away from the office while the rest of the team picks up the slack? Let the lazy cunt know how you feel—with a laugh. The Cunt Card Store is stacked with hilariously offensive designs for every occasion you can think of – and a few you probably haven’t.
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- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
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