"You just went from cunt to old cunt" - Birthday Mug

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"You just went from cunt to old cunt" - Birthday Card

Do you know someone who was a cunt, had a birthday and reached the threshold of becoming an old cunt!? There is no better way to let them know, give them this card on their special day!

This 11oz mug is both dishwasher and microwave safe.
Made in the UK
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