Funny, practical, and absolutely perfect for any old cunt
Whether they’re turning 50, 60 or just acting 90, this “Old Cunt” bottle opener is a classic gift that’ll get laughs before the first cap’s even off. It’s stainless steel, sturdy as hell, and won’t let you down when it’s time for a drink.
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- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Made from stainless steel for a long-lasting and great-looking finish
- Dimensions: 4cm x 17.7cm
This design is also available as a badge, card, mug, keyring, apron and mouse mat.