It’s blunt. It’s bold. It’s brilliant.
Whether they’re self-aware, self-deprecating or just the biggest cunt apron wearer you know, this design spells it out plainly. No fluff, no frills—just four words that say it all.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Made from 100% luxury soft Subli linen
- Front pocket and adjustable neck strap
- Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
- Machine washable
Want to turn this apron into a complete gift bundle? Match it up with the mug, keyring, magnet, badge, and even a soft and cuddly teddy bear.