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"If My Humour Offends You" - Keyring

£3.95
FREE UK DELIVERY ✓ 3 FOR 2 MIX & MATCH ✓ (LEARN MORE)

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  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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Description

Perfect for anyone who’s proudly offensive

This hilarious keyring spells it out in black and white. If your humour offends them… too bad. One of our staff favourites, it’s bold, cheeky, and a cracking little gift for someone who doesn’t hold back.

It’s part of our Cunt Keyrings range, which includes loads of funny, rude, and outrageous designs.

  • 3 FOR 2 on EVERYTHING (info)
  • FREE UK DELIVERY with fast dispatch (details)
  • Gift-mounted and cellophane wrapped
  • Measures 50mm x 38mm
  • Designed and produced in England

Love the “If My Humour Offends You” design? You can grab it on a mug, card, magnet, and badge too — or browse the full collection here.

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