"If My Humour Offends You" - Greetings Card – Cunt Gifts


"If My Humour Offends You" - Greetings Card

Regular price £3.45

Tax included.

Ideal for serial offenders of dark humour

(One of the staff favourites!)

The full message reads:

"If my humour offends you: 1. I am really very sorry 2. I will tone it down 3. 1 & 2 are lies 4. You're a cunt"

From birthdays to breakups, the Cunt Card Store has the perfect C-bomb for every situation.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
  • A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
  • Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
  • Made in the UK

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