"Even Jesus thinks you're a cunt" - Teddy Bear
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"Even Jesus thinks you're a cunt" - Teddy Bear
Description
Description
A rude teddy that’s practically biblical
If you’re looking for a teddy bear that crosses the line and keeps going, this one’s for you. The shirt reads: “Even Jesus Thinks You’re a Cunt” — bold, blasphemous, and guaranteed to crack up anyone who loves a bit of controversial humour. This Swear Bear doesn’t hold back.
See more gloriously offensive bears in our full Cunt Teddy Bears collection.
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- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
You can also get this design on a mug, badge, keyring, apron, and more — see the full gift set here.
Perfect for mates who like their jokes dark, their gifts rude, and their teddies unexpectedly honest. This Cunt Teddy Bear is one of our most outrageous inappropriate soft toys — and it’s bloody brilliant.
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