"cunt." - Bottle Opener
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Delivery and Shipping Info
Delivery and Shipping Info
- Fast dispatch: Order before 1pm (Mon–Fri) for same-day shipping — all other orders will be dispatched within 1 working day
- Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
- Need it in a hurry? Tracked 24 and Tracked 48 delivery upgrades available at checkout
- Discreet packaging: Safe for work, house shares, or even your nan’s
- Send straight to the recipient: No receipts or prices included in the parcel (learn more)
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"cunt." - Bottle Opener
Description
Description
Clean design. Bold message. No explanation needed.
This bottle opener says it all—just the word “cunt.” in crisp type. Minimalist. Hilarious. Built to crack open beers and start conversations (or arguments) instantly.
We’ve got the biggest range of cunt bottle openers on the internet—if you’re looking for blunt and brilliant, this one’s it.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Made from stainless steel for a long-lasting and great-looking finish
- Dimensions: 4cm x 17.7cm
This simple “cunt.” design is also available as a apron, badge, cufflinks, greeting card, keyring, magnet, mouse mat, and teddy bear. Or check out the full Cunt Collection here.
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