"Most Stepmums are cunts but you're alright" - Teddy Bear
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"Most Stepmums are cunts but you're alright" - Teddy ...
Description
Description
This bear is rude… but also kind of lovely
This Swear Bear is sweet, rude, and bang on the money for the stepmum you actually get on with. The t-shirt reads: "Most stepmums are cunts but you're alright" — a brutally honest compliment, wrapped in plush fur.
Whether it’s for Mother’s Day or just to say thanks being loving, this cheeky Cunt Bear is a guaranteed grin-giver.
See more rude and cuddly misfits in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection.
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- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
Want more rude gifts that’ll make her laugh out loud? Browse our full Mother’s Day collection.
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