"Happy Birthday You Old Cunt" - Birthday Card – Cunt Gifts


"Happy Birthday You Old Cunt" - Birthday Card

Regular price £3.45

Tax included.

A birthday card that's sure to get a laugh

Know someone who’s getting on a bit but still very much a cunt? Then this card will do the job perfectly. Whether they’re turning 40, 50, or just eternally grumpy, it’s a brilliant way to remind them they’re both loved and ancient – in your own unique way.

No matter the moment, if it calls for a cunt, we’ve got the card. Discover the full range in the Cunt Card Store.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
  • Add an optional badge
  • A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
  • Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
  • Made in the UK

Want to really lean into the theme? Build a savage birthday bundle with the matching mug, keyring, apron, badge, and more from the full Old Cunt Collection.