"Old Cunt" - Half Pint Tankard Glass
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"Old Cunt" - Half Pint Tankard Glass
Description
Description
Perfect half pint tankard glass for an old cunt with a sense of humour
If you know someone who's getting on a bit, loves a drink, and deserves to be called an old cunt, then this hilarious half pint tankard glass makes a cracking present! A funny gift that's made to last and guaranteed to get a laugh.
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- Dispatched within one working day
- 11oz glass – microwave and dishwasher safe
- Delivered in a smash-proof gift box that’s easy to wrap
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
Want more ways to call them an old cunt? You can build a brilliant rude gift bundle with a matching badge, birthday card, keyring, bottle opener, apron, and mouse mat.
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