"Old Cunt" - Bottle Opener – Cunt Gifts


"Old Cunt" - Bottle Opener

Regular price £8.95

Tax included.

Funny, practical, and absolutely perfect for any old cunt

Whether they’re turning 50, 60 or just acting 90, this “Old Cunt” bottle opener is a classic gift that’ll get laughs before the first cap’s even off. It’s stainless steel, sturdy as hell, and won’t let you down when it’s time for a drink.

Check out the biggest selection of cunt bottle openers anywhere on earth—yep, we said it.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Fully packaged in cellophane and card
  • Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
  • Made from stainless steel for a long-lasting and great-looking finish
  • Dimensions: 4cm x 17.7cm

This design is also available as a badge, card, mug, keyring, apron and mouse mat.