Cuddly, cute, and still calls you a cunt — perfect
Some poems say it better than others — and this funny teddy bear doesn’t mess about. His t-shirt reads: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you are a cunt."
Find more like him in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection — cuddly, inappropriate soft toys for any occasion.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
You can also get this design on a card, mug, keyring, or magnet. See the full gift set.
This Cunt Teddy Bear is the softest member of our Swear Bear gang, perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or any time you want to say something sweet (with a filthy twist). He’s a rude teddy with a heart of gold and a mouth like a sailor.