"I remembered you're a cunt" - Personalised Valentine's Mug
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- Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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- Discreet packaging: Safe for work, house shares, or even your nan’s
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Description
Description
Add their name. Watch them laugh. Job done
This mug is meant to look crap. That’s the joke. Add the recipient’s name and you’ve got a brilliantly funny Valentine’s gift that’s half heartfelt, half wind-up. The design says it all — and their name seals the deal.
Ready to ship fast and guaranteed to get a laugh, it’s one of many rude designs in our Cunt Mug Superstore, home to the biggest collection of cunt mugs on the internet.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day – just enter the name above and we’ll sort the rest
- This 11oz mug is dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and printed on both sides using premium inks that won’t fade over time
- Did you know? You can add a matching coaster during checkout to turn this into a gift set
- Produced in the UK
There’s also a matching personalised Valentine's card — ideal if you want to go all in on the joke.
For more rude mugs and gifts that’ll make Valentine’s Day unforgettable, browse our full Valentine's collection.
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