"I remembered you're a cunt" - Personalised Valentine's Card
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"I remembered you're a cunt" - Personalised Valentine...
Description
Description
A Personalised insult? Don’t mind if we do
This brilliantly underwhelming Valentine’s card is deliberately bad – that’s the whole point. The joke’s on them, especially once you personalise it with their name!
The full design reads:
"I was going to get you a really nice Valentine's card (ANY NAME) ...then I remembered you're a cunt!"
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
Perfect if you're shopping for someone who deserves a laugh more than a love poem, and who doesn't take Valentine’s Day too seriously. Personalised cards don’t get cheekier than this.
Want more like this? The Cunt Card Superstore is stacked with personalisable options, rude humour, and designs to fit every relationship dynamic. It's the biggest range on the internet.
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