"Twinkle Twinkle Little Cunt" Bottle Opener
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Delivery and Shipping Info
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- Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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"Twinkle Twinkle Little Cunt" Bottle Opener
Description
Description
Turns a classic nursery rhyme into a proper laugh
With a twist on the classic lullaby, this “Twinkle Twinkle” bottle opener delivers laughs every time it touches a bottle. It’s rude, it’s funny, and it’s solid metal—what more do you need?
We’ve got the biggest selection of cunt bottle openers anywhere online, and this one’s a standout.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Made from stainless steel for a long-lasting and great-looking finish
- Dimensions: 4cm x 17.7cm
You can also grab a matching mug or tankard glass in the full Twinkle Twinkle collection.
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