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"Cuntstipated" - Water Bottle

£12.95
FREE UK DELIVERY ✓ 3 FOR 2 MIX & MATCH ✓ (LEARN MORE)

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  • Fast dispatch: Order before 1pm (Mon–Fri) for same-day shipping — all other orders will be dispatched within 1 working day
  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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Description

Funny, Functional, and Relatable as Hell

If you’ve ever felt emotionally knackered from dealing with wall-to-wall cunts, this bottle is for you. The definition of “Cuntstipated” is printed right on it—because sometimes you just need a drink and a break from the bullshit. This is part of our Cunt Water Bottles range, and it's ideal for anyone who needs a laugh and a lid with a carabiner.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Supplied in a card box
  • 500ml aluminium bottle – perfect for daily hydration
  • Includes two lids: 1 x screw top and 1 x flip top
  • Features a handy clip-on carabiner

Want more like this? Dive into the full Cuntstipated Collection and grab a matching mug, badge, or card for the full emotional cleanse.

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