Funny, Functional, and Relatable as Hell
If you’ve ever felt emotionally knackered from dealing with wall-to-wall cunts, this bottle is for you. The definition of “Cuntstipated” is printed right on it—because sometimes you just need a drink and a break from the bullshit. This is part of our Cunt Water Bottles range, and it's ideal for anyone who needs a laugh and a lid with a carabiner.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Supplied in a card box
- 500ml aluminium bottle – perfect for daily hydration
- Includes two lids: 1 x screw top and 1 x flip top
- Features a handy clip-on carabiner
Want more like this? Dive into the full Cuntstipated Collection and grab a matching mug, badge, or card for the full emotional cleanse.