Looks like a love poem...
This card is a hilarious mix of sarcasm and mock praise, perfect for anyone who deserves a little cheeky dig. The message might sound sweet at first — talking roses and cacti — but it lands with a classic cunt twist: “Not every cunt can read, but wow! Look at you having a go!”
If you’re after a laugh and want to give someone a card that’s sharp, witty and impossible to forget, this one’s a solid choice.
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- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
The “Wow” design is also available on a mug, magnet, keyring, and badge if you want to match your card with a cheeky gift. You can view the full collection here.