The Most Sarcastic Keyring on the Internet
This might be the most sarcastic design we’ve ever made—and that’s saying something. The full quote reads: "Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus can. Not every cunt can read, but wow! look at you having a go!" A brutally funny cunt keyring that’s perfect as a cheeky present or an unexpected surprise.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Made from durable acrylic with a 25mm metal ring – overall size: 57mm x 42mm
Love this design? You can build a full rude gift bundle with a matching card, mug, magnet, and badge.
Want more? Check out the full Wow Collection for even more hilarious options.