"AI is a Cunt" - Mouse Mat
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Description
Description
Brighten Up Your Desk Before AI Steals Your Job
There you are, working away at your computer, completely unaware that artificial intelligence is probably learning how to do your job for half the price
This hilarious AI Is a Cunt mouse mat features a cheeky robot design and makes the perfect rude desk accessory for anyone who's wondering how long they've got left before the machines take over. At least you'll have something funny to look at while updating your CV!
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- FREE UK DELIVERY – no codes, no fuss
- Dispatched within one working day
- 22cm x 18cm rubber mat with soft fabric top
- Comes gift-wrapped in card and cellophane
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