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"ANY NAME Sometimes You're Bit of a Cunt" - Personalised Valentines Card

£3.95
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  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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Description

Perfect for relationships built on laughter and mild insults

This personalised Valentine’s card is the perfect way to say “I love you” with a healthy dose of honesty and laughs. It reads:

"ANY NAME, You’re a bit of a cunt sometimes, but I love you. Happy Valentine’s Day."

Add their name to make it personal. It’s funny, direct, and exactly what Valentine’s cards should be — not soppy, just real.

  • SIMPLY ENTER THE NAME YOU WOULD LIKE ABOVE
  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
  • A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
  • Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
  • Made in the UK

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