
For dog lovers who know deep down what their four-legged friend *really* thinks.
This cheeky mouse mat captures a painfully honest moment between hopeful pet owners and their brutally honest pups.
"At least the dog still loves me..."
"Cunt."
It makes a hilarious gift for any mate who’s clinging to their dog's affection, and the design is also available as a badge, keyring, magnet, and card.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Soft polyester top layer for smooth mouse movement
- Non-slip 5mm rubber base for grip and comfort
- Compact size: 22cm x 18cm — perfect for home or office desks
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