"Bald Cunt" - Apron – Cunt Gifts


"Bald Cunt" - Apron

Regular price £17.95

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Short on hair, big on flavour

This Bald-Cunt apron makes the perfect gift for someone who's short of hair on top. It’s both hilarious and functional—ideal to wear while prepping the Sunday roast or commanding the BBQ.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Made from 100% luxury soft Subli linen
  • Front pocket and adjustable neck strap
  • Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
  • Machine washable

Want to bundle it up? Grab matching Bald Cunt cards and gifts to complete the set and keep the joke rolling from kitchen to present table.