Birthday Cunt Card & Keyring - 12 Options
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Birthday Cunt Card & Keyring - 12 Options
Description
Description
Birthday Cunt Card & Keyring – 12 Options
This hilarious birthday card comes with a detachable keyring – so it’s a card and a present in one! Simply use the drop-down menu to choose the perfect keyring for the cunt in your life.
The full design reads: "I was not sure what to buy you for your birthday so I thought I'd play it safe"
- FREE UK DELIVERY & dispatched within one working day
- 3 for 2 on all cards!
- Comes with a detachable keyring of your choice – select from 12 options
- Browse the cunt card collection – hundreds of designs available!
- Blank inside, supplied in cellophane with a white envelope
- Add a personalised message & send directly to the recipient
- Premium 350gsm heavyweight A6 card
- Made in the UK
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