"Breakfast Cunt" - Keyring
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"Breakfast Cunt" - Keyring
Description
Description
Alphabet potato playtime for grown-up cunts
Let’s face it — only a true Breakfast Cunt can spell it out like this. This hilarious keyring celebrates childish humour with a proper adult twist, perfect for anyone who takes their morning fry-up and foul language seriously.
To see the rest of our cheeky keyrings, check out the Cunt Keyrings collection.
- 3 FOR 2 on EVERYTHING (info)
- FREE UK DELIVERY with fast dispatch (info)
- Mounted on card and cellophane wrapped
- Measures 50mm x 38mm (excluding ring)
- Durable acrylic with 25mm metal split ring
The “Breakfast Cunt” design is also available on other gifts including a mug, magnet, and badge. Or view the full collection here.
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