When “good luck” just doesn’t cover it
This brilliantly blunt card is perfect for saying goodbye with a grin. Whether they’re a colleague off to a new job, a housemate moving out, or a mate fleeing the country, the message lands with proper comic timing: “Breaking News: You’re a cunt. Other News: You’re Leaving.”
If you want something funnier than the usual good luck card, this one says it all.
You’ll find even more hilarious send-off cards in our Cunt Card Superstore — the biggest collection of cunt cards on the internet.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
If this one’s not quite right, check out the full range of cunt leaving cards — we’ve got a proper selection to suit every departure.