"Breaking News" - Leaving Card – Cunt Gifts


"Breaking News" - Leaving Card

Regular price £3.45

Tax included.

When “good luck” just doesn’t cover it

This brilliantly blunt card is perfect for saying goodbye with a grin. Whether they’re a colleague off to a new job, a housemate moving out, or a mate fleeing the country, the message lands with proper comic timing: “Breaking News: You’re a cunt. Other News: You’re Leaving.”

If you want something funnier than the usual good luck card, this one says it all.

You’ll find even more hilarious send-off cards in our Cunt Card Superstore — the biggest collection of cunt cards on the internet.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
  • A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
  • Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
  • Made in the UK

If this one’s not quite right, check out the full range of cunt leaving cards — we’ve got a proper selection to suit every departure.