A cheeky birthday card that headlines the truth
If you want to make your mate laugh out loud on their birthday, this Breaking News card delivers the punchline perfectly. Bold, blunt, and cheeky as hell – it's a hilarious way to say happy birthday. The Cunt Card Store is stacked with hilariously offensive designs for every occasion you can think of – and a few you probably haven’t.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
The full message inside reads: "BREAKING NEWS - You're a cunt. OTHER NEWS - It's your birthday."
Want more options? Head over to the Cunt Birthday Cards Collection for even more ways to celebrate with a well-timed C-bomb.